The Science Jokester Quiz

Directions: Match the correct answer to each science joke.

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a. It’s down to its last quarter      b. It was OK      c. Food is good, but it’s no atmosphere d.Seawater        e. They don’t have windows        f. Carried it over the threshold                   g. No charge       h. They make everything up

  1. Why did Apple get mad when the customer farted?
  2. What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
  3. A neuron walks into a bar, and asks the bartender how much. The bartender replied….
  4. Why can’t you trust atoms?
  5. What did the guy say he thought about the new restaurant on the moon?
  6. How do you know the moon is going broke?
  7. So oxygen and potassium went on a date…..
  8. What is the name of the molecule CH20?